Monday, June 29, 2009

Electrocution Victim

(Warren, Ohio) A 20/30-something white male, described as abundantly tattooed and presumed to have dollar signs in his eyes, entered an Ohio Edison electric power substation with a hacksaw and commenced attempting to cut high voltage cables for their copper.
BZZZT! POP! ZAP! SSSsssss ....
Mr. 20/30-Something was electrocuted and the incident caused an area power outage. Authorities are asking the public for help in identifying the young man. Contact the Trumball County Sheriff's Office.

As tipster Charlie Nestor remarks, Mr. Abundantly Tattooed is a likely candidate for a Darwin Award.

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