History of Liberals and Conservatives

Here's a curious version of history that will not likely be showing up at your local theater. Excerpt:

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundations of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals, and
2. Conservatives.

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