Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Lindsay Lohan Adjacent to Missing Jewelry

(London, England) More than $400,000 worth of jewelry disappeared from a photo shoot involving Lindsay Lohan.

Speaking for the ankle-braceleted babe (pics - NSFW), a representative said Lohan would be happy to cooperate in the investigation.

Frankly, I think it's ludicrous to link Lohan with the missing jewels in any regard other than proximity. So, big deal, she was in the vicinity and something happened. Hardly is she a suspect. Hey, but that's the media --constantly sensationalizing anything.

I, on the other hand, have strictly pure motivations and write about Lindsay Lohan due to an academic interest in the shape of her skin.

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