Muslims Eating Mermaids

A truth seeker ponders the acceptability of Muslims consuming mermaids.

Unfortunately, Islamic scholars largely disagree about the consumption of mermaids. Some believe that mermaids are in the same category as dogs and pigs and therefore it's forbidden to eat them. Others believe that it's halaal to eat mermaids provided that they are properly butchered.

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