Dumpster Delight

(Wichita, Kansas) Caution! When retiring to a dumpster for evening intimacy, be advised to protect your valuables.

It all unfolded shortly after 6 p.m. Saturday in the 700 block of North Waco, police said, when the man and woman, both 44, crawled into a dumpster for privacy.

A short time later, a 59-year-old man and his 64-year-old companion interrupted the couple inside the dumpster.

With the older man encouraging him, the 59-year-old man pulled out a pocket knife and took shoes, jewelry and the 44-year-old man's wallet.

Police were notified, and officers found the two suspects a short time later. The stolen property was recovered.

Interestingly, the practice of having sex in a dumpster is not unheard of. Earlier this year in Victoria, British Columbia, police found a man and woman in flagrante delicto in a dumpster. No charges were filed for being naked and intertwined with garbage.

Tip: Charley Nestor