All together now!
"Chestnuts roasting onI know. It blows, thanks to this report from the Bay area.an open fire/a kerosene heater/microwavesomething hot,
Cause permission to burn we ain't got,
Holiday carols being sung for the heck of it,
And folks dressed up like native Inuit."
Bah humbug. Revelers will have to huddle around the space heater on Christmas Day, because air quality officials — taking no holiday — have declared another Spare the Air alert.Meanwhile, as Pope Benedict XVI gets bowled over and Iraq's Christians get bombed, [more improvised lyrics] ". . . and on the 2009th Christmas Eve, Obama gave to Lady Liberty a full-Nelson and one big-ass pink slip. Doo-dah!"
Light winds and cool dry air are trapping smoke in the valley, so the use of fireplaces, wood stoves, fire pits or other wood-burning devices are prohibited on Friday.
Merry Christmas!
Companion post at The Jawa Report.
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