Schwarzenegger Wants "Sweetheart Deal" for California

California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is calling for a sweetheart deal from Congress just like the one Nebraska received.

"California's congressional delegation should either vote against this bill that is a disaster for California or get in there and fight for the same sweetheart deal that Senator Nelson of Nebraska got for the Cornhusker State," the Republican governor said to applause during his State of the State address.

"Because that senator got for the Cornhusker State the corn and we got the husk."

I suggest that the anger resulting from giving Nebraska the corn and California the husk will be overshadowed by the searing pain all Americans feel when bent over and stuck with the raspy corn cob of socialized medicine.