Questionable Family Functionality

(Lakeland, Florida) A nine-year-old boy, his 20-year-old sister, their parents and the wife's boyfriend, all living together, could not collectively pinch out sufficient IQ points to prevent packing an "inert" WWII grenade with black powder and a wick then lighting it and exploding it in the hands of the boy.

The boy, Edward George Weise III, is in critical condition at Tampa General Hospital.

Authorities said criminal charges are pending since marijuana and drug paraphernalia were found at the home.

Tip: slwlion