Restaurant Offers Bathroom Sex

(Toronto, Ontario) Want to erase the memory of the men's room at Pepe's Pepper Palace, a place that prompts you to burn your clothing? Then don your finest garb and head over to Mildred's Temple Kitchen for an arguably more unique experience.

Hoping to spice things up for Valentine’s Day, or perhaps to attract a different breed of customer (the Larry Craig–George Michael set), Mildred’s Temple Kitchen is encouraging customers to have sex in its four unisex bathrooms.

Now, I have to confess that I see a restaurant advertising bathroom sex as largely indistinguishable from a whorehouse offering a sandwich buffet. Furthermore, the scheme conjures up mental images I find disgusting. But there's more.

According to co-owner of Mildred's Donna Dooher:

“We’ve always had little trysts in our bathrooms,” she says and points out that she’s hired a maid for the Valentine’s Day cleanup and is encouraging customers to bring their own condoms.

The restaurant is also supplying furry handcuffs as part of a $55 “love hamper”—a decorative birdcage that also contains cookies, pecan squares and a cookbook.

Jeez, for $55, one can easily just get a room at the No Tell Motel and not fear having a waiter knock on the stall door with a shout, "Your entree is up."

Tip: slwlion