(Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania) Last Thursday, a 55-year-old man, David Wolfe, was arrested on stretch of highway northeast of Pittsburgh for being completely drunk in public. Witnesses reported seeing Mr. Wolfe attempt to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a long-dead possum killed on the highway.
Unable to revive
Obviously, a smashed Wolfe couldn't revive a mashed possum.
Trooper Jamie Levier said Wolfe was “extremely intoxicated” and “did have his mouth in the area of the animal’s mouth, I guess.”I'd suggest that "roadkill drunk" is comparable to "coyote ugly drunk" with more crows and maggots.
Another witness observed Wolfe kneeling near the dead animal and gesturing as though he was conducting a seance.
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