Arizona Man Faces Sex Crimes

(Payson, Arizona) A 94-year-old local man, Dale Warren Graham, was arrested last Thursday after investigation by Payson Police.

The investigation began three weeks ago after a public indecency report was filed.

Police said Dale Warren Graham was found in someone else’s garage with a running vacuum cleaner attached to the front of his pants.

Strange, eh?

I'm so used to euphemisms being used to describe all matters associated with sex that this report has me curious. I suggest that "someone else's garage" and "running vacuum cleaner attached to the front of his pants" conjure up several impolite images.