Principal Bans "Happy Birthday"

How is it that the densest of intellects often gets promoted to principal of a school?

Chesterfield Elementary School Principal Jodi Davidson banned the singing of "Happy Birthday" due to "sensitivity of all student beliefs." She said the school cafeteria should be a "calming environment" and singing makes it loud.

Ms. Davidson is qualified to be the poster girl in the campaign to eliminate tenure in education.

Sheesh!