Playing Doctor to Get Drugs

(Evansville, Indiana) A local woman, Micki Lynn Mayo, was arrested Thursday for allegedly impersonating a doctor to obtain drugs.

Mayo allegedly played the part of a St. Mary's Emergency Room doctor and ordered prescriptions into the pharmacy for pickup. She reportedly worked with an accomplice, Margaret Parker. Notably, Mayo has a history of committing similar offenses.

She was booked into custody at the Vanderburgh County Jail.

Interestingly, I recall experiences in my younger days when this one neighborhood girl named Darla wanted to play doctor with me. But I quickly learned that what she wanted was my Bazooka Joe.




Unfortunately, I was too young to realize it was a good deal and repeatedly turned her down.