Archeological Find

(Herculaneum, Italy) An ancient sewer system below the Roman-era town of Herculaneum, buried in the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius in 79 AD, has been examined and found to be full of -- well -- sewer stuff.

In a tunnel 86m long, they unearthed what is believed to be the largest deposit of human excrement ever found in the Roman world.

Seven hundred and fifty sacks of it to be exact, containing a wealth of information.

Therefore, if your sewer system gets plugged, just say it was caused by a "wealth of information."