Florida Woman Accused of Vampire Attack on Geezer

(St. Petersburg, Florida) A 22-year-old woman, Josephine Rebecca Smith, has been arrested for an alleged vampire attack on a 69-year-old wheelchair-bound man, Milton Ellis.

The incident transpired last week on the porch of a defunct business where Mr. Ellis was sleeping.

Smith told Ellis she was a vampire and then proceeded to bite him, tearing off chunks of his face and a part of his lip, St. Petersburg police spokesman Mike Puetz said, according to The St. Petersburg Times.

"After he fell asleep on the ground, he claims that she attacked him, started yelling that she was a vampire, that she was going to eat him and started biting him by his face and body," Puetz said.

Blood dripping from bite marks on his neck and face, Ellis managed to scramble back into his motorized wheelchair and reach a nearby Shell gas station, where he called police.

Smith was booked into custody on charges of aggravated battery on an elderly person. Bail was set at $50,000.

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