Weak Demand for Redheaded Sperm




Cryos International, reportedly the world's largest sperm bank network, has too much redheaded sperm.

Ole Schou, Cryos's director, said that there had been a surge in donations in recent years, allowing the facility to become much more picky about its donors.

"There are too many redheads in relation to demand," he told told Danish newspaper Ekstrabladet. "I do not think you chose a redhead, unless the partner - for example, the sterile male - has red hair, or because the lone woman has a preference for redheads. And that's perhaps not so many, especially in the latter case."

Mr Schou said the only reliable demand for sperm from redheaded donors from Ireland, where he said it sold “like hot cakes”.

Cryos’s stores have now reached their peak capacity of 70 litres of semen, and Mr Schou has a waiting list of 600 donors.

Depressed economies with high unemployment have prompted many men to look for any type of job, any type of income, to pay the bills. With $500 paid for every donation, it's easy to picture 600 men lined up, ready for work.

Heh.