Moob Bandit Caught



Moob Bandit
(Key West, Florida) A 43-year-old Hispanic man, Eli Escalera, was apprehended Friday for attempting to rob the First State Bank while sporting moobs and wearing his shorts on his head.

Escalera handed the teller a note displaying,

"Give me what are 20s and 50s."

The teller asked, "What do you want?" and Escalera said "never mind" and walked out.

Escalera was caught riding away on his bicycle.

It's suggested that Escalera pursue a new occupation. As a bank robber, he blows. His note reads like a Jeopardy answer and he apparently forgot to carry a weapon.

Tip: Charley Nestor