Candidate Purity Pledge

(Laurens, South Carolina) The Laurens County Republicans have asked candidates for office to sign a "purity pledge."

Promises are sought from each to not cheat on their spouses and not watch pornography. Also,

The pledge would require candidates to promise they have not had premarital sex and will protect gun rights and oppose abortion, among other things.

Purity, eh? Correct me if I'm mistaken but didn't the governor of South Carolina recently leave his wife and disappear for a couple weeks to Argentina for rubby-dubby with a Latino lovely?