Don't Answer the Stinking Phone

When one is in a meeting, it's advisable to place one's cell phone on vibrate.

A Sri Lankan prisoner who tried to hide his mobile phone during a search of his cell was caught out when guards heard ring tones from his rear-end, a hospital official said on Friday.

The 58-year-old convict had to be admitted to the national hospital in Colombo where doctors later retrieved the handset from his rectum.

He probably sat on it by accident.

Tip: slwlion