Translations for Tourists in China

Readers traveling to China may face the chore of deciphering Chinese-to-English translations in travel brochures. Although English language information is given, the words are of a jumbled nature and not always correct. Here's an example of information provided to hotel guests.

This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery.

Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children.

Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have their babies in the bar.

We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with himself.

There's more here.