Noisy Effluent Dispute

(Detroit, Michigan)

According to WWJ Newsradio 950′s Marie Osborne who spoke with Clawson Police Chief Harry Anderson, officers responded to the 911 call from a concerned neighbor at a Clawson apartment complex on Maple Road who believed her neighbors were engaged in a domestic dispute.

Anderson told WWJ that the concerned caller heard a female yelling, "Stop, No," with a repeated loud noise audible between shouts.

When police arrived to the apartment the woman told them that she had in fact been yelling, "stop," but not in response to any physical violence; her boyfriend had been repeatedly breaking wind, had a case of the vapors, according to the report.

The "concerned caller" was apparently an easily-alarmed and nosy neighbor.

Tip: Charley Nestor