Deportation of Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber
(Detroit, Michigan) Despite international success as a recording and performance artist, Canadian-born Justin Bieber has pissed off many people due to his decidedly immature and arguably illegal antics. As a result, a petition with over 100,000 signatures to deport Bieber back to Canada has been forwarded to President Obama.

Created Jan. 23 by a person in Detroit known as J.A., the petition asks the Obama administration to deport the 19-year-old back to his native Canada because he is “wrongly” representing the U.S. in the pop culture arena.

“We would like to see the dangerous, reckless, destructive, and drug abusing, Justin Bieber deported and his green card revoked. He is not only threatening the safety of our people but he is also a terrible influence on our nations youth. We the people would like to remove Justin Bieber from our society,” the petition reads.

Kids, eh? Give them books and books and what do they do?

Ignore adult guidance. Ignore common sense. Ignore history.

Bieber better smarten up. The road to unimaginable wealth and success is already bloodied. Think Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison and many, many others who opted to lead an arguably dead-end lifestyle rather than pursue intelligent and measured enjoyment of their wealth and success.