Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Anxious NY Cows Lead to Arrest

Reid Fontaine and Michael Jones

(Farmington, New York)
A school system employee resigned Sunday following his arrest in New York state on charges of sexual misconduct.

New York state police said Reid A. Fontaine, 31, an information technology network specialist for the Farmington schools, attempted to have sex with a cow on a farm in Herkimer, N.Y., while another man took video of the encounter. Police did not have an address for Fontaine, who was arrested Friday, along with Michael H. Jones, 35, of Ilion, N.Y. Both men face charges of sexual misconduct, a misdemeanor.[…]

Police said the incident was discovered by a farmer who set up a video camera in his barn in an effort to determine why his cows were acting anxious and not producing milk as usual, police said. The farmer called police after seeing the video of the alleged sexual assault of the cow.
It is extremely stupid to videotape oneself while committing a crime. And, I'll never understand the sexual allure of farm animals. I suggest that only the very, very lonely would know.

Tip: slwlion


Doom said...

You know social engineering has gone off the rails when men seek cows and women seek children. Now, understand though, that is all part of the plan for those who do social engineering. It reduces the number of children born, it makes everyone a criminal, and it disrupts nature.

While what they did is both an evil and sad down to the lowest depths of what it means to be human, same with all the teachers that mess with children. For these same men and women to flirt, or marry, in the current system, in their particular "industry", is almost illegal, and certainly dangerous for their careers. Zero tolerance, or close enough, and no objective judgement that includes human nature as to their behaviors as adults of the opposite sex and no interior social norms for such.

It's almost as bad as working for Disney. Which... really ought to make you think.

The Big Jub Jub said...

Ah for the good old days when men were men and sheep were sheep...

Doom said...


That's so ancient history Mediterranean. Back when only the rich and powerful had any real chance at wives. Well, and modern secularism. Bleh.


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