Oregon Man Shoots Junk

(Portland, Oregon)

A man police said is responsible for a shooting in a downtown parking lot ran from the scene, but shot himself in the testicles as he shoved the gun into his waistband Tuesday night.

Joseph Johnson, 40, has been released from the hospital and booked into the Multnomah County Jail on charges of first-degree robbery, second-degree assault and felon in possession of a firearm.[…]

While Johnson was making his getaway, he shoved the gun into the front of his pants and shot himself in the groin.

Heh.