Wednesday, October 08, 2014

Cow Dung Substitutes for Glue

Glue-sniffing addicts have found an alternative to feed their addiction - cow dung.

The disgusting substitution was chosen because it is free and can purportedly feed their addiction up to 12 hours. An investigation at a condominium in Sentul, Kuala Lumpur, showed a shocking discovery as a group of addicts approached a few cows nearby.

According to a resident, the addicts held a plastic bag behind the cow's anus and collected the waste as the animal defecated.
Pretty nasty, eh?


Tez said...

Most addicts have shit for brains, so no surprises!!

Doom said...

The best thing that could happen to them is if farmers teach their cows to backkick strangers. Some do it naturally. Hmm... though if you wish to be... evilly pragmatic, and you have no problem how you get ahead, I suppose you could collect it for them, and sell it as a product. Imagine that, organic animal merde. Too many liabilities for a major firm, much like pot production though. Technically illegal, but...


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