Friday, November 14, 2014


Fresno State University Black Mark




(Fresno, California) A 5th-year computer engineering student at Fresno State University (name withheld) has been arrested for engaging in sex with a sheep.

He faces a charge of bestiality.
According to the police report, University officers were called to the Sheep Unit on campus. Inside the living quarters was a female student who startled after she heard a knock at the door.

She called police.

When University officers arrived they found a man with his pants down on top of one of the sheep.

Officers say it appeared the man was having sex with the sheep.

The report states the man told officers he was wrestling cattle.

When officers told him there were no cattle in the pen, he said it was all the same.
The student expressed concern that he would be expelled.

Some might say that this episode supports the contention the computer geeks don't receive a well-rounded education. Knowing the difference between a cow and a sheep is normally known by preschoolers.

1 comment:

The Big Jub Jub said...

He'll be singing a new song "I'll be seeing ewe"

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