Thursday, September 29, 2016

Tradesman gets bitten on his penis by a spider for the second time

A 21-YEAR-OLD tradie has been branded “the unluckiest man in the world” after he was bitten on the penis by a spider for a second time.  The apprentice, known only as Jordan, was bitten on his old fella by a redback spider on a worksite in Sydney’s south back in April.  

Yesterday, almost five months later exactly, his tackle was bitten again in a portaloo on a worksite. “This is the first time I’ve used one [portaloo] since then,” Jordan revealed to Kyle and Jackie O on KIIS FM this morning.  

The tradie claims he did try to check the toilet seat before he sat down to use it but didn’t notice the spider. Jordan said the spider bit him in “pretty much the same spot” as last time, although he’s not sure what type of spider it was on this occasion. 

“This is one is a bit sorer,” Jordan said, “it seems like it got a better shot at it this time”.  The tradie was released from hospital last night and will return to work tomorrow once the swelling has gone down.

1 comment:

Wireless.Phil said...

Next time,, they'll cut it off!


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