Republican National Convention

If the behind-the-scenes buzz is accurate, President Bush is sure to see a leap in the polls from the Republican National Convention beginning Aug. 30. Besides the announced plans, Steven Taylor insinuates that:

[W]hen Bush accepts the nomination, Ed McMahon is going to announce "And heeeeeeer's Dubya!" and Doc will strike up the band. It will be fan-freakin'-tastic.

With a stage band of some of the most prominent studio musicians in New York accentuating celebrity appearances, patriotic symbolism, and the party's message, it's sure to be enjoyable viewing. This would be true even without showcasing the award winning beauty of Republican women.

And, of course, good shows get good ratings.