Run! Spot! Run!

(St. Charles Township, Illinois) Residents of this community outside Chicago need to keep a close eye on the family dog. A 27-year-old man, Daniel Joyner, has been charged with two counts of having sex with a pit bull and one count of criminal damage to property after a neighbor filed a complaint with the Geneva Police Department. Kane County Judge Grant Wegner set bail at $50,000 and ordered a psychological examination of Joyner.

It seems that Joyner really needs some professional therapy, counseling, reprogramming, or some other intervention. Having sex with a pit bull would appear to indicate some courageous sado-masochistic tendencies. He obviously likes it ruff!