More Predictability From Dopers

(Callaway, Florida) Arriving home, John Douglas Sheetz, 18, and Misty Ann Holmes, 17, discovered someone had stolen their stash of weed. So they called the police to report one-half pound of marijuana that they had planned to sell had been stolen and they needed it back. They are now in jail on $17,500 bond each.

To fill out their profiles, I'd guess they both are high school dropouts, neither has a valid driver's license nor a full-time job, and they both have tattoos and piercings. Of course, I could be wrong.

Thanks to Paul at Wizbang who points out ominously that they can also breed.