Testing American Gullibility

Everybody is talking about it.

From WaPo:

Rep. Patrick J. Kennedy crashed his car into a security barrier near the Capitol early yesterday, and officers at the scene suspected that he might have been intoxicated, a police union official said.

Kennedy (D-R.I.) issued a statement late last night -- his second in several hours -- saying he had been disoriented after taking prescription drugs: Phenergan for gastroenteritis, an inflammation of the stomach and intestines, and Ambien, a sleeping medication.

Ah, come on! Kennedy has a history of substance problems and the incident happened about 3 in the morning. Tell me. Who is out crashing vehicles at that hour other than hammered dolts?

Just how viscerally gullible does the sainted Kennedy family think the American public is? We're supposed to believe he took sleeping pills and decided to go for a drive in the middle of the night? What horse****!