Thursday, March 29, 2007

Man Arrested, Woman Prosecuted

(Hamilton County, Tennessee) A Hamilton County man, Alexander Cross, was arrested for molesting a 15-year-old girl. While awaiting trial, someone casually noticed Alexander in the shower and he had female parts.

Further research revealed that Alexander was actually born as Elaine and had a name change. With her factory-installed equipment being a dead giveaway, Alexander was relocated to female isolation.

In court, being a man or woman didn't make much difference. Alexander pleaded guilty to statutory rape and received a suspended sentence. She will also have to register as a sex offender. Judge Rebecca Stern also ordered Alexander to have her driver's license changed to reflect that she is female, not male.

Tip: Don Morgenstern

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