Posh to Paris: Hands Off Becks

This is comical. Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice, says she trusts her soccer-star husband, David, 100%, but also says that:

"The young Hollywood club crowd, such as Lindsay, Paris and Britney, are positively salivating over David."

Consequently, Posh has warned the party girls to stay away.

Obviously, there must be something between 100% and total trust.

Not only that, but Posh's warning sounds more like a challenge than a threat. Nevertheless, it appears that David Beckham is the motorman with a choice of destinations and rest stops.