Bloody Carnage in Vancouver

(Vancouver, British Columbia) Authorities reacted quickly to Thursday's bloody restaurant shooting and have identified culpability.

As Vancouver absorbed news that two masked men burst into an eastside Chinese restaurant and gunned down eight people, killing two, a deputy police chief called for more resources to stop the flow of illegal guns into Canada.

Presumably, a city-wide search is underway for the guns that shot the people at Fortune Happiness restaurant. Be on the lookout for the suspect guns which may have conspired with holsters and an SUV to pull off the attack.