Mexican Arrested for Drugs

(Lucas County, Ohio) A 37-year-old Mexican man, Jose Ado Geraldo Corona-Rodriguez, was pulled over for a minor traffic violation and found to have five kilos of heroin worth about $2 million in his Dodge Ram. He was tailgating. What an idiot!

Jose Ado Geraldo Corona-Rodriguez faces drug and trafficking charges. He was booked into custody with bond set at $1 million.

The source doesn't bother to mention why a Mexican drug dealer would be in Northwest Ohio. Maybe he possesses one of those "critical skills" green cards. Or he might be here without permission. After all, the U.S. doesn't seem to have a shortage of good old-fashioned American drug dealers.