Penis Glued to Vacuum Cleaner

(Edinburgh, Scotland) A dwarf, Daniel Blackner (aka Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf), glued his private parts to a vacuum cleaner while performing at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.

As part of his act, the 42-year-old planned to pull a vacuum cleaner across the stage using his penis.

Unfortunately a special attachment on the Hoover came loose and he decided to fix it with superglue before going on stage.

But he did not give it enough time to set and his privates got a little too close to the machine for comfort.

Nurses at Edinburgh Royal Infirmary struggled for an hour to free him.

So, it takes an hour to unstick a dwarf penis from a smiling vacuum cleaner. Trust me. That little tidbit of information will never come up on Jeopardy.

Tip: Charley Nestor