Penis Set on Fire

(Moscow, Russia) I've heard of burning love but never would I have guessed that a penis could catch fire.

A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Of course, the Russians have reputations for consuming quantities of vodka which could possibly pickle the flesh. If so, maybe this guy's penis lit up like a 4th of July sparkler.

Otherwise, I don't believe the penis will burn on its own. Naturally, I'm excluding those cases involving opportunistic bacteria of intimacy.

Tip: CN