Ghost Youths Burn French Burbs

(Paris, France) There has been a spike in violence by the troublesome generic, nondescript youths in France. Reportedly, two unnamed youths were killed in a crash between a motorbike and a police car. The deaths sparked a flare-up of violence by gangs of youths.

A police station, two garages, a petrol pump, two shops and a railway station were torched. At least 30 cars were set ablaze and 25 policemen and one firefighter were injured. The youths were using guns against the police.

Suspects in the criminal activity are being sought. They are described as youths. No names, no identifiable features, no recognizable clothing, they are just youths. They show up from nowhere, destroy property and attack people, then disappear back to nowhere.

Anyone with information about the youths is asked to call Sgt. Schulz at 01-999-ISEE-NOTHING.