Feces in "Hot Pot"

(Watertown, New York) Read about one exceedingly stupid young man, Christian Bulifant. The 16-year-old was originally arrested for violating a protective order but, since then, has committed several more serious crimes.

An inmate at the Metro-Jefferson Public Safety Building is accused of putting human feces in a "hot pot" that supplies 32 inmates with a continuous supply of hot water for their consumption, according to the Jefferson County Sheriff's Department.

Christian M.G. Bulifant, 16, of 313 S. Rutland St., was charged Saturday afternoon with aggravated harassment of an employee by an inmate, a felony, second-degree reckless endangerment, fourth-degree criminal mischief, and criminal nuisance.

Deputies said Mr. Bulifant "shat" in the "hot pot" on March 2.

It wouldn't surprise me if Bulifant spends many years in prison. The guy just doesn't seem to have the smarts to comprehend the concept of rules or to know that when you're in a hole, quit digging.