Brit Agency Bans Christmas

(Oxford, England) A charity called Oxford Inspires, which is owned by the city council, has banned Christmas and renamed it the Winter Lights Festival. Oxford Inspires is a cultural development agency which has apparently decided that British culture will be enhanced by not celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ.

According to Liz Gresham of Oxford Inspires, "We changed the name to be more inclusive."

Reasonable people are outraged.