Constable Ponder, 28, & Constable Sigston, 43
It must be the bizarre and complicated nature of this story that makes it newsworthy. I suspect these two men are smiling because the ether of their combined intellect allows them to be easily amused even while weaving tangled webs.
Mr. Ponder is a special constable and Mr. Sigston is a dog-handler constable. Mr. Ponder is seeking a divorce from new spouse Ian Briggs, 49, a cleaner, but Briggs is not being cooperative since he believes shenanigans were going on behind his back. According to Briggs:
'The weddings must have been a sham as they became a couple within months.’On the other hand, Mr. Sigston was granted a speedy divorce from spouse Steve Aylett, 38, a banker, who said, "I've put it behind me and want to look ahead."
Lorna Bradley, 31, Ponder's sister, was impregnated by Sigston's sperm and gave birth a few weeks ago to a bouncing boy named William. Therefore, young William has a mother who is also his aunt and an uncle who is also his stepfather -- er -- or something like that.
Tip: slwlion
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