Cash for Clunkers (CFCs) Suspended

The government has suspended the Cash for Clunkers program and the reason given is administrative problems -- or something.

I suggest the real reason is that a lower-level bureaucrat decided to abbreviate Cash for Clunkers, identifying the scheme as CFCs on official paperwork, and someone recalled that CFCs are banned in the U.S. by environmental regulations protecting the Earth's ozone layer.

Consequently, all authorization paperwork for CFCs was redirected to the REJECTED FILE as unworkable.

Don't laugh, that's exactly how things happen in bureaucracies.

Heh.