Woman Calls 911 for Cute Deputy

(Aloha, Oregon) Mid-morning one day in 2006, an apparently intoxicated local woman, Lorna Dudash, called 911 to request that a cute deputy trainee return to her house.

Dudash: "Could you throw him my way."
Dispatch: "Do you need him to come back there?"
Dudash: "Oh I'd like that."
Dispatch: "Why do you need them to come back there?"
Dudash: "Umm, because I have an emergency. I'll think of something."

Deputy John Egg and the deputy trainee had earlier responded to a noise complaint lodged against Dudash.

As a consequence of the misuse of the 911 emergency system, Dudash was sentenced to two years of probation and national exposure on the Discovery Channel.

The story caught the attention of producers with the Discovery Channel who plan to put it on national TV. The show that will be airing the story is titled Call 911 and is on the Investigation Discovery Channel.

Heh. Of course, by broadcasting vignettes of stupidity, the Discovery Channel won't likely deter future misuse of the 911 system. Unfortunately, there is a demographic group of people who actually want to be celebrated as complete idiots.

Tip: Charley Nestor