"Daddy's at the (Monkey) Bars"

(Manchester, England) Isn't this just precious. A little boy reached puberty and immediately started procreating.

A schoolboy aged 13 has become one of Britain's youngest fathers, it was revealed today.

The boy, from Manchester, was 'chuffed to bits' after his 16-year-old girlfriend gave birth to a baby girl this week, according to his family.

'My son is mature for his age and will make a good father. He will make a better dad than most 25-year-old men would,' his father told the Daily Mirror.

The young couple's identity cannot be revealed for legal reasons.

They are said to have been in a relationship for some time, although they did not go to the same school.

Well, first of all, I had to look up "chuffed to bits" thinking it had something to do with a woodchipper but that wouldn't be consistent with the story. No, it means delighted to pieces.

So, the 13-year-old is delighted to be a father but it's a mature delight since the boy's father, presumably an expert on what constitutes good parenting (/sarcasm), said the boy is as mature as a 25-year-old. Thank goodness because the way he's going, he'll be a grandfather by 25.

And, the young couple have been in a relationship for some time which, of course, means at least nine months. Heh. It doesn't make it less wrong if he started boffing a 15-year-old when he was 12.

And just think, the British taxpayers will be forced to enjoy supporting this crowd of losers their entire lives. Of course, I'm speculating -- with a basis. The sum total of decision-making capabilities of all three, the father, the 13-year-old and the 16-year-old, doesn't equal the intelligence to become one, much less three, functioning and contributing member of society. Sad, sad case.

Naturally, I'll allow that I could be wrong and all that is needed is more sex education in schools. They need to go over that cucumber-condom course material one more time. Heh.

Tip: Barry ~