Worst Sentence

Written by author Molly Ringle, the sentence won the 2010 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for worst opening line.

"For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity's affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss--a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity's mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world's thirstiest gerbil."

Kind of makes one wonder what Ricardo and Felicity did during the second month.