Housemaid Severs Her Employment

(Dubai, UAE) An Ethiopian woman employed as a housemaid has been charged with assault for allegedly chopping off her Emirati boss' winkie.

Police responded to a call from the man and "found him bleeding badly. His housemaid had chopped off his private parts using a knife", a Dubai police official quoted by 7DAYS said.

"She claimed the man used to abuse and harass her. On the day of the incident, she claims he asked her to give him a massage. She got angry, went to the kitchen to get a knife and attacked him," the official said.

High-pitched moans are presumably being heard coming from the hospital room where the Emirati man is recovering.