Facebook Hires Former Obama Asst.

Sarah Feinberg, a former special assistant to President Obama, has been hired by Facebook to address privacy, safety, security and litigation.

Previously, she served as special assistant to President Obama and senior advisor to former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel.

Earlier, Feinberg was communications director for the House Democratic Caucus, press secretary for the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, and press secretary to former Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle.

With Obama, Emanuel and Daschle as professional confidants, one must assume that the imaginary Facebook Game Day Program denotes Feinberg with "Bats - left, Throws - left."

Additionally, one must also be forgiven for thinking that Ms. Feinberg likely wasn't the most disinterested person to fill a slot overseeing Facebook privacy and security.