Cupcake Attack

(Chicago, Illinois) A 60-year-old woman, Dawn Montesdeoca, was arrested Saturday for allegedly throwing cupcakes at her husband, Arturo. She has been charged with domestic battery.

When police arrived, Arturo Montesdeoca’s head and shirt were smeared in cupcake icing, and he told officers he was “in fear” and wanted his wife arrested, according to a police report.

She used “a very aggressive tone,” with the cops and admitted the cupcake assault, the report said.

Mrs. Montesdeoca was booked into custody with bond set by Judge Adam D. Bourgeois at $10,000.