Ohio Teacher Convicted of Disorderly Pissing

(Van Wert County, Ohio) A 27-year-old local teacher formerly employed at Vantage Career Center, Jonathan E. Pickett, has been convicted of disorderly conduct for repeatedly urinating on the laundry room walls and into washing machines at his apartment complex.

In response to evidence someone was pissing into the machines, surveillance equipment was installed which exposed Pickett as the culprit.

Pickett pled guilty to disorderly conduct in February and was fined $150. At the time of his arrest, Pickett was a teacher at Vantage Career Center but, according to the Ohio Department of Education, is no longer employed at any Ohio school.

The state Board of Education is set to revoke his license and bar him from teaching in Ohio schools this week.

Pickett reportedly told police that he pissed into the washing machines for "a thrill."

I suggest Mr. Pickett pursue a hobby that doesn't include court appearances and loss of a job.