Flatulence in New Jersey



(Teaneck, New Jersey) A 72-year-old local man, Daniel Collins, Jr., has been accused of threatening his flatulating neighbor with a gun.

The offending eruption was so loud Collins could apparently hear it through the walls of his apartment.

Police say Collins pointed a gun at the flatulent fellow and threatened to put a hole in his head….

Collins faces a charge of aggravated assault.

Tip: slwlion